Resolved: Proper Grammar and Punctuation Throughout the Campaign
My good friend Ethelred, who comments here occasionally, was tired of politicians dropping names and professions to endear themselves to voters. All those hardworking teachers, factory workers, and yes, plumbers were getting all the attention. It's time that an unrecognized yet powerful voting bloc get the props it deserves. Next time around, I think she should print up a bunch of them and sell them, because I would totally buy one.