Scene: In the car, on the way to school.
Players: Me, John, Maia
Maia: Mama, what's [unintelligible]?
Me: What's that? Say it really loud, so I can hear you.
Maia: What's [sounds like "blakh"]?
Maia: No, Bwakh.
Maia: No, gwakh.
Maia: Yeah, Bach.
Me: Bach was a man who lived several hundred years ago and composed a lot of famous, beautiful music both for churches and for court. He came from a family of musicians and is very famous. He wrote music for pianos and violins and all sorts of instruments. He was also very good on the organ.
John: Bach is also a Klingon delicacy that looks like a bowl of worms, and is worms.
"Gagh," courtesy of Memory Alpha.