Please bring me a hockey helmet for Christmas this year so I don't have to keep wearing John's sweaty one on the same days he has practice. And then after I borrow it I forget to put it back and there's a big mongo prob on his practice days as we all play "Where Did Mom Leave the Helmet?" which really brings the stress. I would also like some hockey gloves, for the same reason. At least I have my own athletic supporter, thank you, Santa.
Oh, and if you could leave some magic dust so I could sprinkle it in my skates and be able to skate backwards, I would like that too. I seem to be learning how to stop OK so I think I can manage that on my own.
I've been as good as can be, considering. Thank you.