Someone thought it would be a good idea to have a bunch of second-graders write essays about the physical appearances of their mothers for Mother's Day. Gee, thanks.
May 13, 2007
My Mom's hair is as brown as a horse.
Her eyes are as brown as wood. Her nose
is nice. Her smile is as bright as the sun.
Her neck is shiny. Her shoulders are broad.
Her arms are strong. Her body is just the
right size. Her legs are strong.
I love my Mom because she is herself.
Happy Mothers day.
Gives you quite the mental picture, doesn't it? It made me cry, of course.