Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Quotes

From Maia:
"Mama, when I say I want to buy a phone at the grocery store, you don't say no."

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"I figured I was parked behind you because the car that had a sticker that said the Huskers, a bumpersticker that said 'Outsource Bush,' and had a hockey stick in the back."

"That's my hockey stick!"

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From the headlines:
Bernanke remains optimistic
Cheney asks U.S. manufacturers to support free trade
Chrysler to slash 13,000 jobs, close plant

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From spam:
I missile of seedbed.

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Me: Did you say something funny today?
Matt: No, all I did was rant about unions during our romantic lunch.

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John: I don't like the Valentine you gave me. I love it.

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