Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Junk in the Trunk

Maia: Dess wat I found in my crack? My pony-tail-holder!

Me: Uh, what?

Maia: My pony-tail-holder! I lost it, but den I found it in my crack!

Me: Uh, where?

Maia: MY CRACK! IN DA CAR! DA CRACK BETWEEN MY CAR SEAT AND DA CAR!

Me: Oh, of course. My bad.

5 comments:

  1. I have GOT to learn to put down hot beverages before I check in over here.

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  2. And now my co-workers must suspect that I'm not working. Because nothing in my inbox could make me laugh like that.

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  3. Anonymous5:25 PM

    Well, at least she wasn't talking about her lovely lady lumps.

    -- Krup

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  4. Giggle, giggle, SNORT!!!

    ("in the back and in the front. . . ")

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  5. Aren't you all glad I put that song in your head?

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