People, keep the chocolate away from your dogs.
Gorm ate almost two pounds of Ghiradelli's semi-sweet yesterday and made a good run at bursting his heart last night. Follow-up treatment after Matt took him to the vet's involved lots of getting up all through the night as various orifices expelled various things. Activated charcoal is nasty. He has torn out his IV catheter, drunk about 17 gallons of water, and probably bruised himself running into things.
Today he's crashing. He looks exactly like he's getting over a bender.