My car died the other day. Some stupid computer thingy they insert into your car so you can't fix it yourself. As near as I understand it, it was the part that told the engine to actually work, unless it shouldn't, and all of a sudden, this computer part seemed to think that the engine shouldn't run. But it decided this as I was tooling down the highway at 60 mph. Not helpful.
I've got a loaner car now. I tried to put Maia in it the other day and she stopped herself by putting her feet on the side of the car.
"Hey, what's going on?" I snapped.
"I can't go in the car!" she said.
"Why not, Bug?"
"I can't go in der! The car is too clean!"