Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Teaching Your Grandmother to...

Let us just remind ourselves, during this hectic time, that it is always possible one might find one's self with her grandmother-in-law in someone's beautiful home, full of professionally decorated Christmas trees, and that one of the rooms, with a gorgeous red-and-white tree, may be painted a lusty scarlet and be adorned with Mapplethorpe photos. Let us remember, and prepare ourselves.


  1. How on earth would one prepare oneself for THAT!?

    OMB, I'm laughing...

  2. I think that just the knowledge that it could happen is preparation enough. See, now that you know it's a possibility , it's like you're always ready.