The scene: Dinner at a cafe up the road a ways. The restaurant is about 1/3 full.
The players: The four of us
The curtain rises. John is talking about something, but I can't remember what because of what he said next.
John: ...and not only that, but it's something you can talk about WHEN YOU GUYS ARE HAVING YOUR FUN IN BED.
Matt and I: Ah...hmmmmmm.
The curtain sets. End. Applause.