Some of these e-mails are paraphrased. The punch line is not.
To: Employed Person
Re: Writing you owe me
I still haven't received the 100-word blurb due to me this week. Please let me know when I can expect it. Thank you!
From: Employed Person
Re: Don't forget I get a regular paycheck and you do not.
Sorry, it has been one of those weeks. I will try to get it to you first thing in the morning. If you have a back up already writted, please go ahead with it. Thank you.