John: I know why mommies are so crabby!
Me: You do? Why?
John: Because they always have headaches!
Me [ponders]: Well...
John: Yeah! Because they have spoons going up their nose!
John: Spoons going up into their brains! Yeah!
Me: Ohh. Do you mean mummies?
John: Yeah, mummies!
Matt [to me]: Do you have a headache?
Me: That explains a lot.