Tuesday, December 14, 2004

Chuck D, Call Your Office

John: I really like Buster on Arthur.

Me: Oh yeah? How come?

John: 'Cuz he's cool.

Me: Mmm. Cool how?

John: He's cool like a black man.

Me: Oh. OK.

John: I like the way black men sing. I like rap music.

Me: Well, you know that not all black men sing like that, or that they only sing rap, or that other people don't sing rap.

John: I know! But I like that black rap best, I think.

4 comments:

  1. Arthur rocks. The kids were Arthur and DW for Halloween.
    But little did I know how cool Buster was. I take it they've been watching the "Arthur's Videos" episode?

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  2. You know what this means, don't you? It's time to introduce John to the House of Pain.

    Boom Shalock Lock Boom!

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  3. But there are no black men in House of Pain! He wouldn't like it as much as, say, Public Enemy.

    Well, and there's the fact that PE kicks ass, and HOP is for posers like you and me, Ethelred. Heh.

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  4. Oh oh oh, this one make a me laugh.
    Big Johnny C like the rap a dee rap.
    He's white like his momma
    and he's white like his poppa
    and he's white like the taters
    at the Luth'ran pot a lucka.

    Big Johnny C like the rap a dee rap.
    Big Johnny C make me laugha me laugh.
    Big Johnny C like the rap a dee rap.
    Big Johnny C, white as half an' dee half.

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